gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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