Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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