I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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