I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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