i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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