Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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