that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Who died my cat blue again?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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