Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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