I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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