Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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