I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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