I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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