There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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