are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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