So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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