Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
only if we run a train.
done.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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