OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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