Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi

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(310): View more from California

I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...

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(678): View more from Georgia

I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever

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(319): View more from Iowa

I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.

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(705): View more from Ontario

how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink

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(989): View more from Michigan

Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE

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