So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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