Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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