scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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