champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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