Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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