You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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