did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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