i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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