belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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