I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My feet surprised me
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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