i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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