Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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