shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I am one with the molecules
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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