Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
