I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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