chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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