there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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