the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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