So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
