Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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