I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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