member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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