Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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