i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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