The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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