my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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