She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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