It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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