proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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