Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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