Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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