Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Randomize
