i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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