we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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