I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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