Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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