the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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